Apparently its the queers fault the Chch earthquake happened so I’m apologising for my .003 of a richters worth that my queerness has contributed. I would have thought it was the earth’s fault, but I’m no scientist.
Feeling sick and helpless
Maybe I should rent Star Wars tonight, I’ve never seen it and maybe I should…
Get that corn OUTAMYFACE!
Who put you in a box?
Herrings communicate through farts. Fact.
Want a biscuit. somebody get me a biscuit.
Anyone got a teleporting machine I could borrow? And an android double to stand in for me…
There’s something strangely appealing about eating a slice of plastic cheese.