Posts from May 2011
Can anyone see this post? Am I really here?
Met your doppelganger yet?
That’ll do donkey, that’ll do.
Random guy on the train just compared hand size with me.
My tits are causing a riot again… Yes, tits. When will it end…?!
Hey… New Zealand… did the world end?
Sometimes I want to tell dad to snap out of it.
My groin feels great!
I would punch a nun for some mashed potatoes.