Posts from May 2011

Can anyone see this post? Am I really here?

Met your doppelganger yet?

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do.

Butterflies

Random guy on the train just compared hand size with me.

My tits are causing a riot again… Yes, tits. When will it end…?!

Hey… New Zealand… did the world end?

Sometimes I want to tell dad to snap out of it.

My groin feels great!

I would punch a nun for some mashed potatoes.